Разговор Ибрагимовича и Клоппа

Хотел бы я глянуть на Ибру в Дортмунде. Ох и ядерно было бы.

Ibra -When you bring me to Dortmund? Klopp - Oh, please, i have to sell the whole team. - Noo, i’ll come for free - Come for free? ok. Did you hear what he say? hahaha - I’ll come for free to Dortmund. and that for the president India, Paris - Call me - How is that feel? - Everything is fun. - Very good. Happy to see you too and just fun team - it’s hard work but it’s ok - Hard work and you get credit cards, so it’s alright - ye,ye,ye, it’s nice. I enjoy your game - Thank you

хотелось бы, так сказать, понимать, о чем говорят интуристы?