How I can beat Barca with Khimki?
How I can pull Guardiola’s ears?
How I can buy Falcao?
How I can teach my player kick penalty?
How I can be coach and general manager at the same time?
How I can appoint Sukhina as referee on my matches?
How I can kiss my staff at the end of match?
How I can set eight defenders vs Barca?
How I can write in twitter in the match?
How I can build the stadium cost over 1 billion euro?
How I can win 3 UEFA cup in 10 years?
How I can cure a pain in heel of my leading forward?
How I can sign contract with 13-years old wonderkind?
How I can chew my favourite cud?
How I can beat fcukin Barca?!